Loveth Samuel- The Trilogy.

http://pastebin.com/MDEe77fZ

My jelly bean responded.

Just when I thought Loveth and I were through, I got a response.

At this point, I'm pretty sure that it's a robot responding to my messages, trying to trick me into sending my bank info to "theroyalbankofscotland12". I mean, that unofficial, AOL email address MUST have something to do with the real bank!

I decided to test the waters with something that would usually ward off a spammer:

My Dear Loveth,

That is not the banks email address. Please, you must be mistaken.

P.S: Did you know that if you say "orange" slowly, it sounds like "gullible"?

If Miss Loveth gets back to me again, it might be worth it to take it a step further...

Gee, she really is determined. ;)

The First

The email that inspired me to execute this project is easily one of the most convincing. I'm not really sure how I'm going to format any of this, so I'll be putting all of my stuff into pastebin documents. It'll make everything easy to read, and I won't have to worry about Blogger's weird formatting issues.

http://pastebin.com/BhH0U5Ks

I was so exited when I got the above in my inbox. You have no idea.

So there were immediately three things that stood out about this email- the first was "coin security company"- in the original email, it was in an entirely different font than the rest of the message. I also found it interesting that this person needed such a large quantity of money just to get on a plane...

So I responded to this email under a new alias- G. Ullible.

And then it began.

So I initially got one response under the email abmgerencia. It was empty, for some reason. So I responded with the following emails:

http://pastebin.com/jfssTpN2

I didn't get a response for a while, until today, when I got this gem:

http://pastebin.com/1AWBsSuy

Ms. Santos,

Thank you again for getting back to me. Before I supply my personal info, would you be okay with supplying me a link to the Coin Security and Financing Company?

That'll stump "her"!

This situation can only get funnier and funnier from here. By the way- if anyone actually tries to text "Ms. Santos" on Whatsapp, I'll give you a free, hand-drawn icon ;)